Unsung Heroes of the Entourage (Part 1 in a 1 Part Series) – MC Hammer

Robert “Pina Colada” Brown (MC Hammer’s entourage, number 27 of 40 members)

Robert was in charge of hammer’s wardrobe, primarily his famous pants.
 
“Yeah it was my responsibility to get the pants from one venue to another. It was me and three armed guards. I guess I was pulling down $20000 a week for a two week period in 1990. Y’know, I honestly thought it would last forever.”

Robert is now working as a security guard at the Atlanta museum of art and is often overheard telling visitors that they “can’t touch this”.