Did you know:

Bruce Springsteen has been constipated since May 2, 1969?

With the excess lard that came from Vince Neil’s ass after he had liposuction; there was enough to deep fry  four turkeys?

That on a windy day you can hear the ocean resonate through Britney Spears head, and if you blow in her ear you will summon the Kraken?

That there never was a time in George Michaels’ life that he wasn’t gay? Including the mid 80’s; so get over it ladies.

That after 35 years in rock and roll Gene Simmons is kinda old man creepy?

If you make direct eye contact with Axl Rose without prior written consent; he will sue you?

That Scott Wieland was never addicted to heroin; he was just being a dick?

Eddie Veder hates fame so much that he will go on radio and television every chance he gets just to let you know?

That Gene Simmons tongue was surgically replaced with one from a blue whale?

That even “The Motor City Madman” ,Ted Nugent, couldn’t make Damn Yankees rock?

Marilyn Manson is just fuckin’ weird?

That it was only a matter of time that the world would find out that Fred Durst has no talent?

Beware Sean “Puffy, P-Diddy, PuffDaddy, Poo-doodley, Pee” Combs?

That there is significant link between brain damage, and the size of Tommy Lee’s penis?

That this morning; I accidently stepped into a pile of ShineDown

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