Scott “Jiggly Puff” Flowers ( Milli Vanilli sound engineer)

“Yeah, I worked for them back in 89’, couldn’t understand a damn word those guys where sayin’. I took care of the master recording and made sure it was synced up with the guys while they were performing. It was that MTV gig where Fab came up to me holding the master CD and his car keys in the same hand accidentally scratching it. I told those assholes they should have switched to DAT instead.”

Update: Scott’s current whereabouts are unknown. His last known employment was for Ashlee Simpson.

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