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Angus Young Involved in Onstage Accident. Stuck in Duck Walk Position.
(Phoenix, AZ) AC/DC lead guitarist Angus Young was hospitalized after suffering an onstage accident last night when he was blinded by the stage pyrotechnics and duck walked off the edge of stage and plummeted 15 feet into the pit below.
“That was Fuckin’ Awsome!” stated 26 year old AC/DC fan Andrew Wood. “It just goes to show that after all these years and he can still go … or at least he did… before … y’know… AC/DC WHOOOOOO!”
“Due to the unusual circumstances of the fall,” Dr. Michael Fulfer of the Rock and Roll Hall of Medicine in Cleveland, OH “With the possible damage to the spinal cord we had to fit Mr. Young with a duck walk shaped cast”.
When asked whether or not Young will ever duck walk again Dr. Fulfer replied, “Well… he’ll be in a special chair for at least 6 months… then will get the duck walker… really only time will tell”.
“This is Bloody ‘Orible.” Replied Young bitterly with one leg stuck up in the air.
We at DBNN tried to talk to Young’s band mate Brian Johnson, but we couldn’t understand a fucking word he was saying.
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