The following ten songs are not about whispering sweet nothings into your lover’s ears.  They aren’t about making tender sweet love on a bed of rose petals.  They are about the animalistic, carnal need to DO IT!  Maybe I will make a list of romantic love songs in the future, but I figured that I would go ahead and rub this one off. 

Slow Ride by Foghat:  For those who like “a slow ride”

The Stroke by Billy Squier:  Every guy’s anthem.  My boyfriend likes this song so much that it is his cell phone ring tone. 

Suck My Kiss by the Red Hot Chili Peppers:  A love song by the guys who like to come out on stage with just a gym sock on their junk (or nothing at all-I saw Chad and Flea full frontal at one of the RHCP shows that I went to with my parents when I was in high school).  

Darling Nikki by Prince (as performed by the Foo Fighters, who equally kick ass, because I could not find Prince’s version):  “Darling Nikki” is one drrty grrl. 

Girl by Whitesnake:  My boyfriend thinks that I am a “Pretty Little Crazy White Girl” who “Treats Him Like A Dog”. 

Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry:  My boyfriend also says that this song reminds him of me.  Is he trying to tell me something? 

Magic Man by Heart:  I was going to use “Crazy On You”, but the “Crazy” theme was getting a bit out of hand.  I guess love can make you that way.  Ann’s sultry voice, and Nancy’s slick guitar licks could make any man go crazy. 

Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin:  Robert Plant will give you a “Whole Lotta Love” right after he figures out how to get out of his skin tight pants. 

Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews:  Dave Matthews is the ultimate “panty dropper” musician.  Play his music, and your girl will be putty. 

Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band:  Nothing is better than some “Afternoon Delight”.  (Sorry, it is way past my bedtime, and that is all that I could come up with at 2:00 a.m.)

Well, there you have it.  Now, get out there and bump uglies…

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