Ten Super Sex Songs for Love Machines

The following ten songs are not about whispering sweet nothings into your lover’s ears.  They aren’t about making tender sweet love on a bed of rose petals.  They are about the animalistic, carnal need to DO IT!  Maybe I will make a list of romantic love songs in the future, but I figured that I would go ahead and rub this one off. 

Slow Ride by Foghat:  For those who like “a slow ride”

The Stroke by Billy Squier:  Every guy’s anthem.  My boyfriend likes this song so much that it is his cell phone ring tone. 

Suck My Kiss by the Red Hot Chili Peppers:  A love song by the guys who like to come out on stage with just a gym sock on their junk (or nothing at all-I saw Chad and Flea full frontal at one of the RHCP shows that I went to with my parents when I was in high school).  

Darling Nikki by Prince (as performed by the Foo Fighters, who equally kick ass, because I could not find Prince’s version):  “Darling Nikki” is one drrty grrl. 

Girl by Whitesnake:  My boyfriend thinks that I am a “Pretty Little Crazy White Girl” who “Treats Him Like A Dog”. 

Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry:  My boyfriend also says that this song reminds him of me.  Is he trying to tell me something? 

Magic Man by Heart:  I was going to use “Crazy On You”, but the “Crazy” theme was getting a bit out of hand.  I guess love can make you that way.  Ann’s sultry voice, and Nancy’s slick guitar licks could make any man go crazy. 

Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin:  Robert Plant will give you a “Whole Lotta Love” right after he figures out how to get out of his skin tight pants. 

Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews:  Dave Matthews is the ultimate “panty dropper” musician.  Play his music, and your girl will be putty. 

Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band:  Nothing is better than some “Afternoon Delight”.  (Sorry, it is way past my bedtime, and that is all that I could come up with at 2:00 a.m.)

Well, there you have it.  Now, get out there and bump uglies…

12 Comments

  1. Sorry but Dave Matthews aint gonna get my girl to take her knickers off more like put her woolly socks on and fall a sleep ;) maybe I’m dating the wrong girl, Great list..

  2. I love suck my kiss by RHCP! Good choices!

  3. I love the 4th one

  4. Cool! I grew up with these songs and I’m going to listen and bookmark each and every one of them except maybe Crazy Bitch. I was never much of a Buck Cherry fan.

    Thanks for the tunes… and the memories.
    Thomas Retterbush@Relationship Advice´s last blog post ..What Women Want in Bed

  5. Some of these songs, make me blush.

  6. I’m pretty sure my ex boyfriend had a list like this. Whenever I went to his house he was playing ‘sex’ music. I think he was just trying to set the scene but it got really old after a while because there was nothing natural about it.

  7. My boyfriend would love these songs, DMB, Chili Peppers, some of his all time favs on here. Wouldn’t get me going tho, sorry :P

  8. thanks for the list – trying to think of some more songs….
    christian@chill music´s last blog post ..Gold Panda out on Ghostly International

  9. Well, I would make a time to listen to these songs to get an idea. Thank you…

  10. Wow these are just great.. This would be the best background music for everyone.. Hehehe..artificial grass uk

  11. Hmmmmm wheres the girl friend, or the wife even LOL. Thanks for the list of “gettener done ” tunes. !!

  12. Oh man.. I laughed at the comment where you saw Chad and Flea’s package with your parents. lol

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