James “Footlocker” Caylor (Rolling Stones, personal assistant to Keith Richards)

James’ responsibilities included making sure there were no garlic, silver, or holy water around Count…err I mean Mr. Richards, Had to break all the mirrors beforehand, Rounded up groupies “Funny thing about that; always more goin’ in than coming out”.

James was fired for accidently exposing Keith to direct sunlight and is now working for Pope Benedict XVI.

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