Happy St. Patrick’s Day from the Drunken Bastard
It’s my favorite day of the year, St. Patrick’s Day. Get your self a beer…I don’t mean one of those sissy green beers…I mean a Guinness. Now, lean forward and let’s toast to the St. of beer, St. Paddy. What do you mean he’s not the St. of beer? I’m the pope around here…he’s the St. of beer if I want him to be. Now, piss off and drink your beer.