Betcha’ been wondering, “Bastard… Where the hell have you been?”

Well… glad you ask. I’ve been traveling the world trying to grab a hold of the whole meaning of life thing. From Buddhist temples in Tibet to Stonehenge in England (and I’ll tell ya one thing… those monks get a lil’ testy when you pop one open during the meditation chants). Yes, my friends, I have drank from the goblet of life and it is good.

(BULLSHIT)

O.k. I’ll level with ya… for the past few months due to personal dilemmas and lack of inspiration I’ve had one bad ass case of writer’s block (Oh… when did you become a writer?… Smart ass…. Y’know I give and give and take and give and it’s not good enough… sorry.) But with the help of my trusty notebook I think I’m over it. I’ve got some stories in the can and have a lot more to write down. Also, I’ll be posting more often basically letting ya’ll know that I’m still drinking and if I feel like bitching about something.

And you might notice that we have had problems with the comment board. What I didn’t realize is that you mention Viagra one time on a blog you will get blitzkrieged by those mother fuckin’ spammers.

My triumphant return would not be complete without thanking a few people. So some thanks are in order:

To Cathy for being a friend and for that night out at The Hot Spot (That’.ll be a story soon enough).

To Jacob, Nathan, Sheena, Drew, and Fulfer for reading my rough drafts and saying, “yeah that’s kinda funny”.

And last but not least to the Donnie Lama himself for brainstormin, workin’ a lot of hours getting this thing working again, listening to my mad ravings, and for being a good friend. You don’t know how much

that means to me, and to keep this from getting’ to mushy I’ll type out Motherfucker seven times:   Motherfucker, Motherfucker, Motherfucker, Motherfucker, Motherfucker, Motherfucker, Motherfucker

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