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Bastard Went to Brainerd
Bastard Went to Brainerd
Precarious predicaments are like being stuck in a hole that is in between sixth and seventh level of Dante’s Inferno, with the devil poking you in the ass with a broom stick tryin’ to get you unstuck. What do you do? If you go up it’s only marginally better, and if you go down it’s only marginally...
Helen of Dalton
Helen of Dalton
“Profound Beauty” I said to Donnie. “Yes…that’s it!” he exclaimed. “A woman with such a subtle mix of looks, grace, and inner beauty that you only witness it once in a lifetime…twice if you’re lucky” “A women that time doesn’t so much as stand still for, but wraps...
I’m Not Dead Yet… In Fact I’m Getting Better
I’m Not Dead Yet… In Fact I’m Getting Better
Betcha’ been wondering, “Bastard… Where the hell have you been?” Well… glad you ask. I’ve been traveling the world trying to grab a hold of the whole meaning of life thing. From Buddhist temples in Tibet to Stonehenge in England (and I’ll tell ya one thing… those monks...
DBNN Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20
DBNN Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20
Kanye West Jumps On Stage at Nobel Peace Prize Ceremony “Beyonce Shoulda Won Instead of Martti Ahtisaari” Ahtisaari in Tears # Guitar Hero 5 Kurt Cobain Playable Charater Found Dead in Sim House #
DBNN Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13
DBNN Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13
Guitar Hero 5 Kurt Cobain Playable Charater Holds Out on Nirvana Reunion # Shipoopi !!! Marilyn Manson to do Music Man Remake # Paul Stanley Still Insist he isn't Gay # Tommy Lees Penis Enters Rehab #
Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06
Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06
20 Years Later, and White Lion still sucks # Micheal Vick joins Eagles, Replaces Henley. # Scientist’s Equation Proves Kelly Osbourne Is Actually A Black Hole # Chris Brown Decides To Keep Pimp Hand Strong # Surgeon General Warns “Looking At Kid Rock Can Cause Hepatitis”. # SCIENTIST’S...
Plastered Cast Episode 001 Metallica Pod Cast
Plastered Cast Episode 001 Metallica Pod Cast
The Drunken Bastard and the blackdog have completed the first episode of the Plastered Cast. This episode is a drunken discussion on Metallica, what they mean to us, our first experience, and what we think of their albums. This pod cast runs for only 52 minutes which is much shorter than the pilot episode....
Drunken Bastards Plastered Cast Pilot Episode Podcast–Blue Oyster Cult
Drunken Bastards Plastered Cast Pilot Episode Podcast–Blue Oyster Cult
The Drunken Bastard is at it again. Introducing Rock n Roll View’s pilot episode of the Plastered Cast Podcast. The principle is simple for the Plastered Cast Podcast: Drunken Bastard gets together with his friends, has a few beers and discusses his second favorite thing, rock n roll. What’s his...
Dagg Nabbit Stubbs – Hot Garbage Review (Album/CD)
Dagg Nabbit Stubbs – Hot Garbage Review (Album/CD)
Note: The Drunken Bastard himself doesn’t wake from his drunken stupor often for an album review, but after learning that his long-time friends and drinking buddies of the Dagg Nabbit Stubbs were releasing an EP from the belly of the Georgia swamps he couldn’t resist. With a fresh jug of...
DBNN – Fourteen Miners Trapped in Madonna – Outlook Grim
DBNN – Fourteen Miners Trapped in Madonna – Outlook Grim
DBNN – DRUNKEN BASTARD NEWS NETWORK (MOOSEKNUCKLE , KY) It’s been two days since the reported cave in that left fourteen miners trapped inside the pop icon, Madonna. Local rescue units say that their lives hang in the balance. “We can’t get radio or cellphone signals because they’re...
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