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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on Sep 20th, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20
DBNN Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-20
Kanye West Jumps On Stage at Nobel Peace Prize Ceremony “Beyonce Shoulda Won Instead of Martti Ahtisaari” Ahtisaari in Tears # Guitar Hero 5 Kurt Cobain Playable Charater Found Dead in Sim House #
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on Sep 13th, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13
DBNN Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-13
Guitar Hero 5 Kurt Cobain Playable Charater Holds Out on Nirvana Reunion # Shipoopi !!! Marilyn Manson to do Music Man Remake # Paul Stanley Still Insist he isn't Gay # Tommy Lees Penis Enters Rehab #
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on Sep 6th, 2009 | No Comments
Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06
Twat Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06
20 Years Later, and White Lion still sucks # Micheal Vick joins Eagles, Replaces Henley. # Scientist’s Equation Proves Kelly Osbourne Is Actually A Black Hole # Chris Brown Decides To Keep Pimp Hand Strong # Surgeon General Warns “Looking At Kid Rock Can Cause Hepatitis”. # SCIENTIST’S...
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN, Featured Articles, Music Downloads, Reviews on Jun 11th, 2009 | 7 Comments
Dagg Nabbit Stubbs – Hot Garbage Review (Album/CD)
Dagg Nabbit Stubbs – Hot Garbage Review (Album/CD)
Note: The Drunken Bastard himself doesn’t wake from his drunken stupor often for an album review, but after learning that his long-time friends and drinking buddies of the Dagg Nabbit Stubbs were releasing an EP from the belly of the Georgia swamps he couldn’t resist. With a fresh jug of...
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on May 20th, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN – Fourteen Miners Trapped in Madonna – Outlook Grim
DBNN – Fourteen Miners Trapped in Madonna – Outlook Grim
DBNN – DRUNKEN BASTARD NEWS NETWORK (MOOSEKNUCKLE , KY) It’s been two days since the reported cave in that left fourteen miners trapped inside the pop icon, Madonna. Local rescue units say that their lives hang in the balance. “We can’t get radio or cellphone signals because they’re...
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Posted by blackdog in DBNN on Apr 16th, 2009 | 1 Comment
DBNN – Girls Clamoring over Rihanna’s New Look
DBNN – Girls Clamoring over Rihanna’s New Look
DBNN – Drunken Bastard News Network (Los Angeles) Girls across America are going ga-ga over Rihanna’s new “Chris Brown” inspired look. “Just look at those lips.” Exclaimed Jennifer Martin, “They’re so full they’re split; it’s hard to believe...
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on Mar 9th, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN – Pope Demands Apology From Metallica
DBNN – Pope Demands Apology From Metallica
DBNN – Drunken Bastard News Network (Vatican City) – Pope Benedict XVI in a speech he made last Tuesday made the following statement “With John Paul II, we officially apologized for The Inquisition, Nazi Germany, and The Crusades. And while those apologies were most sincere, The Holy...
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on Feb 23rd, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN: Nick Cage to Star in B. B. King Bio Pic
DBNN: Nick Cage to Star in B. B. King Bio Pic
DBNN – DRUNKEN BASTARD NEWS NETWORK (Hollywood, CA) – Self proclaimed greatest actor in the world and “Valley Girl” co-star Nicholas Cage stated that he would be staring in the upcoming BB King Biopic entitled “Lucille” as the legendary bluesman. “I feel a certain...
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on Feb 10th, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN BREAKING NEWS: Angus Young of AC/DC Involved in Onstage Accident
DBNN BREAKING NEWS: Angus Young of AC/DC Involved in Onstage Accident
DBNN – DRUNKEN BASTARD NEWS NETWORK Angus Young Involved in Onstage Accident. Stuck in Duck Walk Position. (Phoenix, AZ) AC/DC lead guitarist Angus Young was hospitalized after suffering an onstage accident last night when he was blinded by the stage pyrotechnics and duck walked off the edge of...
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