Note: The Drunken Bastard himself doesn’t wake from his drunken stupor often for an album review, but after learning that his long-time friends and drinking buddies of the Dagg Nabbit Stubbs were releasing an EP from the belly of the Georgia swamps he couldn’t resist. With a fresh jug of corn whiskey, D.B. wrote this:

Some people sell their soul to the Devil and prosper from it (Robert Johnson, Jimmy Page, Marie Osmond), while others (Vanilla Ice, Oral Roberts, Donny Osmond) are less successful. My deal was for a twelve pack of New Coke and a sequel to the movie “Highlander” … maybe I need to renegotiate.

Hailing from Swampwater, Georgia (Like there’s such place called Georgia.) and with their debut E.P. “Hot Garbage,” The Dagg Nabbit Stubbs are able to not only make a rockin’ CD but also a fun one as well. The lead in song called “The Devil’s Work” tells of their own contract negotiations with “Old Scratch” and getting to ride in his invisible jet (jealous yet?). “Devlin’ Under the Influence” is a jammin’ road ditty that makes you want to get out your drinkin’ jar and pick up your special needs cousin Ronnie and go crusin’ down Satan’s highway.

“The Devil’s Dance Party” mixes square dancing with heavy rock and “Footloose” references (six degrees of Kevin B.) and if you ever wondered about the details of “carnie” love then take a gander at “You and me and the Devil makes Four” and you’ll wonder no longer.

“These Pancakes are Made with the Devil’s Bisquick” tells the tale of one man’s epic battle against a one hundred pound bass called “The General.” The final track on this heavy drop-d tuned redneck rock fest, “The Devil and Peter Graves“: If a song about everybody’s favorite A&E Biography host (Fuck You Jack Perkins! You know why.) doesn’t light your fire then your woods are wet.

So did The Dagg Nabbit Stubbs get a good deal from Beelzebubba? Really, only time will tell but with their blues/country/rock sound, and their harmonizing along with the occasional diva like outburst the Ouija Board is pointing to yes.

Sample a track from Dagg Nabbit Stubbs – Hot Garbage
Devilin’ Under The Influence
Download audio file (Dagg Nabbit Stubbs – Hot Garbage – Devilin’ Under The Influence.mp3)

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(MOOSEKNUCKLE , KY) It’s been two days since the reported cave in that left fourteen miners trapped inside the pop icon, Madonna. Local rescue units say that their lives hang in the balance.

“We can’t get radio or cellphone signals because they’re in too deep; the only line of communication we have is one of the miners banging on the wall with a hammer or a pick in Morse Code,” reports Fire Chief Gio.

“What we’ve been able to ascertain is that five of the miners need immediate medical attention and three have minor injuries (no pun intented).
Also the canary died yesterday, so the oxygen supply is low and so is morale.”

When asked what could be done the chief said, “Well our options are limited, because of all the years of strip mining and there is a lot of stress fatigue on the support beams. In all honesty, those beams should have been replaced years ago. If we use explosives the whole thing could come down on top of their heads. We’ve already notified the families of the miners and really it’s only a matter of time.”

An all night vigil was held outside of Madonna with over 500 people attending showing there support.

This has been the biggest turnout since the Grace Slick Collapse of ’73.

(Los Angeles) Girls across America are going ga-ga over Rihanna’s new “Chris Brown” inspired look.

“Just look at those lips.” Exclaimed Jennifer Martin, “They’re so full they’re split; it’s hard to believe she hasn’t had collagen injections.”

What started out as assault and battery has turned into fastest rising trend in the united states . Teenage girls are begging their boyfriends to “Rihannanize them” by backhanding, bitchslapping, old school punching, or any other blunt force trauma to the face.

“I mean check out sultry swollen blackish blue eye, those come hither bruises on her cheek bones, you just can’t get that look from makeup… unless your Rick Baker that is” Jennifer concluded.

For those girls that don’t have a boyfriend, Covergirl is coming out with a new compact/ball bat combination simply called “Chris”, it’s new slogan, “Abusively Beautiful Covergirl”

(Vatican City) – Pope Benedict XVI in a speech he made last Tuesday made the following statement “With John Paul II, we officially apologized for The Inquisition, Nazi Germany, and The Crusades. And while those apologies were most sincere, The Holy Roman Church thinks it’s time for reciprocation.”

“Now, more than ever, we the Catholic Church, and The World needs Metallica to officially apologize for St. Anger. It’s been far too long and they can’t expect us to just forget about it. The wounds run too deep.”

The Pope also stated “I implore James, Kirk, Lars, and New Guy to look into their hearts and let’s start the healing process … it’s the right thing to do.”

After hearing The Pope’s speech Lars Ulrich had this to say “I stand behind our album and I think it’s one of the greatest albums ever made; just who does he think he is?”

“I’m The Fuckin’ Pope that’s who I am.” Retorted his Holiness. “Look Lars stop being a putz and all of you just apologize. Ok? We need closure for Christ’s Sake.”

(Benedict XVI will be as the Sith Lord in the next Star Wars movie “The Raping of the Fans”)

(Hollywood, CA) – Self proclaimed greatest actor in the world and “Valley Girl” co-star Nicholas Cage stated that he would be staring in the upcoming BB King Biopic entitled “Lucille” as the legendary bluesman.

“I feel a certain kinship with B.B. you see, he was born from a poor share cropper family in the Deep South to fight against all odds to become one of, if not the greatest entertainers of all time, and I grew up in Beverly Hills struggling to become an actor until my uncle got me a job. It’s our struggle that binds us”.

When asked what preparation he was doing for the part Cage said, “Minimal, you see an actor of my caliber doesn’t need much. I just got through watching the documentary “Tropic Thunder” with that guy what’s his name… oh yeah, Morton Downey Jr. doing what I can only refer to in the loosest since of the word acting as war hero Lincoln Osiris. I mean really his performance was almost comical, and where he used makeup and wigs to get into character, I will use no such crutch.”

When asked how, Cage proclaimed, “By acting of course. If you recall in the blockbuster epic known as “Ghost Rider”, when I became “Ghost Rider”, I became that character without any makeup what so ever, and I was able to convince everybody that I was a flaming skeleton that rode a motorcycle”.

When told that “Ghost Rider” was CGI , Cage screamed “Fuck You!!!” and slammed the phone in this reporter’s ear.

Angus Young Involved in Onstage Accident. Stuck in Duck Walk Position.

(Phoenix, AZ) AC/DC lead guitarist Angus Young was hospitalized after suffering an onstage accident last night when he was blinded by the stage pyrotechnics and duck walked off the edge of stage and plummeted 15 feet into the pit below.

“That was Fuckin’ Awsome!” stated 26 year old AC/DC fan Andrew Wood. “It just goes to show that after all these years and he can still go … or at least he did… before … y’know… AC/DC WHOOOOOO!”

“Due to the unusual circumstances of the fall,” Dr. Michael Fulfer of the Rock and Roll Hall of Medicine in Cleveland, OH  “With the possible damage to the spinal cord we had to fit Mr. Young with a duck walk shaped cast”.

When  asked whether or not Young will ever duck walk again Dr. Fulfer replied, “Well… he’ll be in a special chair for at least 6 months… then will get the duck walker… really only time will tell”.

“This is Bloody ‘Orible.” Replied Young bitterly with one leg stuck up in the air.

We at DBNN tried to talk to Young’s band mate Brian Johnson, but we couldn’t understand a fucking word he was saying.