Posted by blackdog in News & Rumors on 09 15th, 2009 | No Comments
Rock n Roll View Announces Humorous Twitter Feed for Rock Fans
Get the latest DBNN rock and heavy metal headline news from Twitter… Chattanooga, TN – September 15, 2009 – Rock n Roll View (http://www.rocknrollview.com), an online source for album reviews, rock music news, the Plastered Cast pod cast, and the diabolical humor of the Drunken Bastard, announces...
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on 05 20th, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN – Fourteen Miners Trapped in Madonna – Outlook Grim
DBNN – DRUNKEN BASTARD NEWS NETWORK (MOOSEKNUCKLE , KY) It’s been two days since the reported cave in that left fourteen miners trapped inside the pop icon, Madonna. Local rescue units say that their lives hang in the balance. “We can’t get radio or cellphone signals because they’re...
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Posted by blackdog in DBNN on 04 16th, 2009 | 1 Comment
DBNN – Girls Clamoring over Rihanna’s New Look
DBNN – Drunken Bastard News Network (Los Angeles) Girls across America are going ga-ga over Rihanna’s new “Chris Brown” inspired look. “Just look at those lips.” Exclaimed Jennifer Martin, “They’re so full they’re split; it’s hard to believe...
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on 02 23rd, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN: Nick Cage to Star in B. B. King Bio Pic
DBNN – DRUNKEN BASTARD NEWS NETWORK (Hollywood, CA) – Self proclaimed greatest actor in the world and “Valley Girl” co-star Nicholas Cage stated that he would be staring in the upcoming BB King Biopic entitled “Lucille” as the legendary bluesman. “I feel a certain...
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on 02 10th, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN BREAKING NEWS: Angus Young of AC/DC Involved in Onstage Accident
DBNN – DRUNKEN BASTARD NEWS NETWORK Angus Young Involved in Onstage Accident. Stuck in Duck Walk Position. (Phoenix, AZ) AC/DC lead guitarist Angus Young was hospitalized after suffering an onstage accident last night when he was blinded by the stage pyrotechnics and duck walked off the edge of...
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