Posted by imaginos in Helter Skelter on 09 28th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Cartoon: Keith Richards in Night of the Living Dead
It is well known that Keith Richards is a member of the Undead and thusly immortal. He has been called a vampire and a zombie, and other foreign language words that have something to do with the undead. On his way to Clarksville he didn’t trade his soul for the ability to play guitar, but for...
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Posted by blackdog in Music Videos on 09 18th, 2009 | 3 Comments
Dokken vs Chicken Video (Norton Interactive Ad)
You know Norton is serious about security when they enlist one of our favorite bands, Dokken, to help promote their product. I have never seen Don Dokken look so menacing. Come to think of it, I have never seen a chicken look so menacing. This is good for a  laugh. Click here to check it out over at...
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Posted by blackdog in News & Rumors on 09 15th, 2009 | No Comments
Rock n Roll View Announces Humorous Twitter Feed for Rock Fans
Get the latest DBNN rock and heavy metal headline news from Twitter… Chattanooga, TN – September 15, 2009 – Rock n Roll View (http://www.rocknrollview.com), an online source for album reviews, rock music news, the Plastered Cast pod cast, and the diabolical humor of the Drunken Bastard, announces...
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Posted by imaginos in Helter Skelter on 05 25th, 2009 | 3 Comments
Cartoon: Jimmy Page At Spelling Bee
A little Rock n Roll humor for you. Everyone knows that musicians can’t spell that well and some are worse than others. Jimmy Page of Led Zeppeling might be the best known rock n roll bad speller. The other would be Joe Elliott of Def Leppard. Do you know other rock n rollers who can’t spell?
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Posted by drunken1 in DBNN on 05 20th, 2009 | No Comments
DBNN – Fourteen Miners Trapped in Madonna – Outlook Grim
DBNN – DRUNKEN BASTARD NEWS NETWORK (MOOSEKNUCKLE , KY) It’s been two days since the reported cave in that left fourteen miners trapped inside the pop icon, Madonna. Local rescue units say that their lives hang in the balance. “We can’t get radio or cellphone signals because they’re...
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Posted by blackdog in News & Rumors on 05 17th, 2009 | 3 Comments
Spinal Tap – Back from the Dead Album Is Coming
Prepare to turn it up to eleven. Spinal Tap is preparing to release their new album Back from the Dead on June 16th marking the 25th anniversary of the cult classic movie This is Spinal Tap. Back from the Dead marks their first album since Break Like the Wind was released in 1992. Spinal Tap will also...
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Posted by blackdog in Music Videos on 05 9th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Wicked Celtics – I Don’t Wanna Hear Your Band -HQ Music Video
“‘Ain’t no way to extinguish this buttrock blaze.” The Drunken Bastard has a few things that he requires of a music video that is posted on Rock n Roll View. The first requirements is that they must have a MySpace page and they must be friends with Tom. The second requirement...
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Posted by blackdog in Music Videos on 04 28th, 2009 | 1 Comment
Steel Panther – Death To All But Metal (Music Video)
Steel Panther is Spinal Tap for 80’s glam/hair metal. This is the video and single for the album Feel the Steel coming out in mid 2009. Steel Panther has been known as Danger Kitty, Metal Shop and Metal Skool. The band performs regular on the Sunset Strip and is a major draw. The band both plays...
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Posted by blackdog in DBNN on 04 16th, 2009 | 1 Comment
DBNN – Girls Clamoring over Rihanna’s New Look
DBNN – Drunken Bastard News Network (Los Angeles) Girls across America are going ga-ga over Rihanna’s new “Chris Brown” inspired look. “Just look at those lips.” Exclaimed Jennifer Martin, “They’re so full they’re split; it’s hard to believe...
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Posted by blackdog in Helter Skelter on 03 18th, 2009 | 1 Comment
What Makes a Good Music Video?
What Makes a Good Music Video? was lovenly crafted in the old world spirit by Brandon Marcus of Bad Music Videos. What makes a good music video? Is it the song? The answer to that would be no because I’ve seen some fairly decent videos for some fairly indecent songs. Is it the artist? Again, no....
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